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    Monday, August 25, 2003

    It's been awhile. I have been busy. My days have pretty much been replays of the day before. I shouldn't complain. Life has been fairly exciting. Although some idiot woman did briefly break my heart but I think I am over it. Not after I spray-painted her car with the once-famous catchphrase: "I'm a goat-fucker."

    I also wake up each morning thanking the good Lord and the programmers in Steinberg in Germany who write the audio software I use daily: Cubase SX.
    From Santiago Theory

    The central insight of the Santiago theory is the identification of cognition, the process of knowing, with the process of life. Cognition is the activity involved in the self-generation and self-perpetuation of living systems. In other words, cognition is the very process of life. In this new view, cognition involves the entire process of life - including perception, emotion, and behaviour - and does not necessarily require a brain and a nervous system. At the human level, however, cognition includes language, conceptual thought, and all the other attributes of human consciousness.

    Seriously dude...where on Earth do you come up with this bullshit!?!!

    Tuesday, August 12, 2003

    I am using w.bloggar to blog this message. It's a desktop client and it seems much more intuitive than the Blogger interface. It would be much cooler if it could dispense cash through my CD-ROM drive.

    Monday, August 04, 2003

    Top 10 Sentences Found In Blogs

    10. I hate my life.
    9. I haven't updated my blog in ages.
    8. Fuck the world!
    7. I feel lonely today.
    6. I don't know where my life is heading.
    5. I am so confused.
    4. I am good enough. I am smart enough. And doggone it, people like me.
    3. Today is the worst day of my life.
    2. I had sex with a dog today.
    1. Hi me!
    I'm running out of things to rot. Oh wait...there's my brain still.

    I am tremendously pissed with a certain so-called jazz queen (my ass!). I think it's a general problem with people in this country. They are too closed-minded for something new. And then wonder why things are not happening. It's because you are caught in the dark-ages, you stupid bi-atch.

    "I want pure R&B. All natural instruments. Pure R&B. Something like "One Sweet Day."

    DOH!

    Hey! Guess what jazz queen? You have a can of mushrooms named after you!

    Next time you want soppy crappy shit like the stuff you want me to do, call Ajai! Don't call me unless there's a lot of money involved.

    (Please don't tell her. I still want to work with her and also I don't want to ruin that ever slight possibility that I may get to bone her right after a big bird flies in and swoops me away to a planet named after me.)