Evidently, the greetings I've been getting lately is "Why haven't you updated your blog?". No more "Hi! How ya doin'" or "Hey...wanna fuck?" Just straight to the point: "Why haven't you updated your blog?" or more specifically, "how you never update your blog one?"
I would, of course, give my standard "busy la" reply when what I really want to say is "Why haven't YOU updated YOUR blog?" or "Where is YOUR blog?"
But that doesn't mean I do not appreciate the eight people who read and enjoy my blog. It's always nice when people compliment on your blog. But I tell you what is even better than compliments. Here are a few suggestions that you may use to motivate me to update my blog:
1. You may call and say something like "Hi Audi. I noticed you have not updated your blog. Would it be much of an incentive to you if I transfered RM50 into your Maybank account via Maybank2u.com?" or,
2. You may call and say somethign like "Hi Audi. I noticed you have not updated your blog. Would it be much of an incentive to you if I came over yrou place and tuned your meat whistle will you update your blog?" *
I need creative motivations like that. So, when you call to ask if I have updated my blog, by all means, make it interesting.
* This option is only available to females between 17-35 years old.