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    Wednesday, April 13, 2005

    I went to a movie with Cheryl today. An actual movie at the cinema. Because it wasn't planned, we ended watching what was showing at the time. And just out luck, it was The Eye 2.

    (I should have known better when one of the directors name is Oxide.)

    First of all, I didn't know the first Eye was so good that it warranted a sequel.

    Anyway, this movie was bad and it hurt.

    It was bad because I sat through the whole 90 minutes of the movie which could have been told in a 20-minute Twilight Zone special.

    It hurt because the movie relied on cheap shocks to scare the audience. And every time a scene had one of those floating heads that do the "now you see it, now you don't" syncopated with THX bass drones, Cheryl would crush my arm and restrict blood circulation to my lower arm. Which is just as well, because it would have been a bloody mess should I pop a blood vessel whenever Cheryl drove her nails into my hand.

    In conclusion, do not watch The Eye 2.

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