Last night, I earned my rite of passage and came closer to becoming a bona fide Malaysian.
I bribed a policeman.
Yes, it was my fault. I commited a traffic offence. I take full responsibility for my actions. What surprised me was how easy it was to bribe the guy.
I thought I had to do this whole song and dance with him but he just went ahead and told me it's a RM200 fine if he gave me a ticket but it could be less. And before you know it, I was handing him RM50. It was that easy.
So there you go. The Malaysian police at a discount!
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