You know I love you as a friend but there are phrases you should never ever use in a conversation with me. Let's start with this one:
"God works in mysterious ways."
Yes. Be original. Please. Try something new like...
"Did an angel try to touch you? Was she hot?" or
"Who are you and what did you do with Batdude?" or
"You got punk'd."
For the love of God...anything but "God works in mysterious ways."
I haven't bitch-slapped anyone in a long time. Don't make me start.