I was lighting this candle. I leaned forward and my hair fell into the flame and my hair...a-blazin'. Took out part of my eyebrows too. Then there's that funky smell of burning hair. And the eyelids sticking together because the melted eyebrows turned into this weird sticky paste.
At least now when my future kids ask me, "Dad, did you have set your eyebrows on fire?", I can confidently give a resounding "Yes!" Followed by "Who's your daddy?"